Silly Monkey Stories #36 – No room for you

 

11/Jan/2002 – Juan (3)

 

I don’t think Gaby knows about this one. That night, Juan got up at around 1:30 AM and decided he had slept long enough. So he started to make noise.

 

First, he went downstairs to watch TV, but to his surprise, he found his dad in there, who became the ‘party pooper’. He had no other choice than to go back to his room, but that lasted just a few minutes. Went to the washroom, then back, climbed onto Carolina’s bed, then back to the washroom and finally, to our bed. When Dad finally decided to go to bed, he (I) found Juan laying on his (my) side as if he had fallen from the third floor, legs and arms open wide.

 

He had the nerve to look at me and tell me: “Daddy, there’s no room for you”… I almost ate him alive… That night, I ended sleeping on the couch in the living room (I swear!)

 

 

11/Ene/2002 – Juan (3)

 

Esta historia no la sabe ni la madre. Esa noche, Juanito se despertó a eso de la 1:30 AM y decidió que ya era hora de no dormir más. Por lo tanto, empezó a hacer lío.

 

Primero, bajó al living a mirar la tele, encontrando -para su sorpresa- a su Papá, que le aguó la 'festichola'. Entonces, se volvió a su habitación, pero sólo por un ratito. Fue al baño, volvió, se acostó en la cama de Carolina, volvió a ir al baño y se mandó a la cama de los padres. Cuando el Papá llego a acostarse, se lo encontró tirado en la cama como si se hubiera caído del Pullmann, todo despatarrado.

 

El caradura me miró y me dijo: “Papi, no tenés lubar”... Casi lo mato... Esa noche terminé durmiendo en el sillón del living (juro!).

 

Juan - Feb/2002

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